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Joey Adams quotes
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
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Robert Anderson quotes
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
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Honore de Balzac quotes
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
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Brendan Behan quotes
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Ambrose Bierce quotes
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
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Josh Billings quotes
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
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James H. Boren quotes
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
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Lord Byron quotes
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
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Charles Caleb Colton quotes
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
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Billy Connolly quotes
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
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Irwin Corey quotes
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
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Bette Davis quotes
I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
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Benjamin Disraeli quotes
It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.
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Benjamin Disraeli quotes
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.
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James C. Dobson quotes
Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.
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Isadora Duncan quotes
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
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Robert Frost quotes
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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Zsa Zsa Gabor quotes
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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Zsa Zsa Gabor quotes
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
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Emma Goldman quotes
On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.
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Lee Grant quotes
I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.
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Robert Graves quotes
Marriage, like money, is still with us; and, like money, progressively devalued.
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Sacha Guitry quotes
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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Grace Hansen quotes
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
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Sydney J. Harris quotes
Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.
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