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David "Dave" Barry is an American author and columnist, who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for the The Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comedic novels. Find out more about Dave Barry quotes on Dave Barry's biography.

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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

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Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.

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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.

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