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Erma Louise Bombeck, born Erma Fiste, was an American humorist who achieved great popularity for her newspaper column that described suburban home life humorously from the mid-1960s until the late '90s. Bombeck also published 15 books, most of which became best-sellers. Find out more about Erma Bombeck quotes on Erma Bombeck's biography.

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Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.

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It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

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Never have more children than you have car windows.

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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

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When humor goes, there goes civilization.

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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me".

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The art of never making a mistake is crucial to motherhood. To be effective and to gain the respect she needs to function, a other must have her children believe she has never engaged in sex, never made a bad decision, never caused her own mother a moment's anxiety, and was never a child.

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You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.

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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.

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