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George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian. He was also an actor and author, and he won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums. Find out more about George Carlin quotes on George Carlin's biography.

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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

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In comic strips, the person on the right always speaks first.

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Electricity is really just organized lightning.

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