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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

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I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

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I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

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I am two with nature.

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