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Douglas Adams quotes
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife. Rating:
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Douglas Adams quotes
Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? Rating:
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Isaac Asimov quotes
Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. Rating:
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Henry Ward Beecher quotes
I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love. Rating:
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Napoleon Bonaparte quotes
If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life would be my god. Rating:
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Napoleon Bonaparte quotes
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. Rating:
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Lenny Bruce quotes
If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses. Rating:
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Edmund Burke quotes
Religion is essentially the art and the theory of the remaking of man. Man is not a finished creation. Rating:
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Richard Burton quotes
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself. Rating:
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Albert Camus quotes
I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Rating:
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Gilbert K. Chesterton quotes
Let your religion be less of a theory and more of a love affair. Rating:
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Arthur C. Clarke quotes
I don't believe in God but I'm very interested in her. Rating:
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Annie Dillard quotes
Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?" Rating:
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Frederick Douglass quotes
I prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs. Rating:
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Albert Einstein quotes
Morality is of the highest importance - but for us, not for God. Rating:
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Galileo Galilei quotes
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. Rating:
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Mohandas Gandhi quotes
I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. Rating:
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Bill Gates quotes
Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning. Rating:
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Kahlil Gibran quotes
I love you when you bow in your mosque, kneel in your temple, pray in your church. For you and I are sons of one religion, and it is the spirit. Rating:
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Kahlil Gibran quotes
If the grandfather of the grandfather of Jesus had known what was hidden within him, he would have stood humble and awe-struck before his soul. Rating:
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Robert A. Heinlein quotes
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. Rating:
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Robert A. Heinlein quotes
Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything. Rating:
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Elbert Hubbard quotes
We are punished by our sins, not for them. Rating:
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Frederick II quotes
Religion is the idol of the mob; it adores everything it does not understand. Rating:
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Robert Green Ingersoll quotes
If a man would follow, today, the teachings of the Old Testament, he would be a criminal. If he would follow strictly the teachings of the New, he would be insane. Rating:
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Thomas Jefferson quotes
Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear. Rating:
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Helen Keller quotes
It is wonderful how much time good people spend fighting the devil. If they would only expend the same amount of energy loving their fellow men, the devil would die in his own tracks of ennui. Rating:
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Helen Keller quotes
It's wonderful to climb the liquid mountains of the sky. Behind me and before me is God and I have no fears. Rating:
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Soren Kierkegaard quotes
Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. Rating:
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Louis Kronenberger quotes
There seems to be a terrible misunderstanding on the part of a great many people to the effect that when you cease to believe you may cease to behave. Rating:
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Dalai Lama quotes
This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness. Rating:
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Anne Lamott quotes
You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do. Rating:
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C. S. Lewis quotes
I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. Rating:
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C. S. Lewis quotes
Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. Rating:
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Bill Maher quotes
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs. Rating:
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Bill Maher quotes
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious. Rating:
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H. L. Mencken quotes
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. Rating:
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H. L. Mencken quotes
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry. Rating:
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Dennis Miller quotes
Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. Rating:
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John Morley quotes
Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat. Rating:
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Friedrich Nietzsche quotes
The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad. Rating:
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Blaise Pascal quotes
Human beings must be known to be loved; but Divine beings must be loved to be known. Rating:
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No matter how knowledgeable you are of the Bible and the extent of your understanding of it, if you don't apply its teachings, hypocrisy lives within you. Rating:
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